Relations

Laws on girls…..

1. If u think a girl is beautiful, she’ll always have a boyfriend to
confirm that

2. the nicer she is…the quicker u will be dumped!!!!!

3. The more the makeup, worse the looks…

4. “99% of the girls in this world are beautiful. Remaining 1% would
always be in your
company.”……………..100% true

5. The guy standing next to a beautiful girl can never be her brother.

6. If by any chance the girl you like , likes you too, she will let you
know in about 10 years from now ,when you are committed..

7. The more you ignore a girl, the more she’ll want to be friends with
you.

8. Theory of relativity……

The more u run towards a hot chick….the more she goes away from u…

9. Rule 1:
Even if you got her out alone… just when you are about to let her
know about your feelings…she will
spot a long lost friend.

Corollary to rule 1:
The more desperate you are to tell your feelings to a girl on a private
chat, the more probability the long lost friend she discovered is a
handsome superman, who beats you in everything 9:1

Axiom 1:
The more dedicated you are to the girl, the longer it takes before
things work out, but ultimately it will (somesmile for the guys)

10. the day the chick you really like comes and speaks to you will be
the day when-
1. You are dressed badly
2. You forgot to brush your teeth for the first time in your life
3.Have a bad hair day

11. all the good girls are either nuns or married .the rest go around
with u and ruin ur money,health and leave u a total wreck.

12. the more seriously u like a girl…the more seriously her dad will
hate u

13. the love you shower a girl with is directly proportional to the
number of bullets her dad will be
showering at you

That’s Love!

A group of professional people posed this question
to a group of four-through eight-year-olds,
“What does love mean?”

The answers they got were broader and deeper
than anyone could have imagined. See what you think:

“Love is that first feeling you feel before
all the bad stuff gets in the way.”

“When my grandmother got arthritis, she couldn’t bend
over and paint her toenails anymore. So my grandfather does it
for her all the time, even when his hands got arthritis too.
That’s love.”        

“When someone loves you, the way they say
your name is different. You
know that your name is safe in their mouth.”

“Love is what makes you smile when you’re tired.”

“Love is when my Mommy makes coffee for my
daddy and she takes a sip before giving it to him,
to make sure the taste is OK.”

“Love is when you kiss all the time.
Then when you get tired of kissing,
you still want to be together and you talk more.
My mommy and daddy are like that.
They look gross when they kiss.”

“There are two kinds of love
Our love. God’s love.
But God makes both
kinds of them.”

“Love is when Mommy gives daddy the best piece of chicken.”

“Love is when Mommy sees daddy smelly and sweaty and
still says he is handsomer than Robert Redford.”

“Love is when your puppy licks your face even after
you left him alone all day.”

“When you love somebody, your eyelashes go up and down
and little stars come out of you.”

“God could have said magic words to make the nails
fall off the cross, but He didn’t….that’ s love.

How to Tell if a Guy Likes You

First off, regardless of what your heart tells you or how your mind forces you to think, DO NOT obsess with a guy you can never have. There are so many more fish in the sea, so many more guys you can love who actually deserve your love. Do not ever hurt yourself for some guy who will never learn to appreciate you. The signs are the following:

If you are his candidate for a Booty Call and then he doesn’t know you during the day.

If he uses you.

If he abuses you.

If he hurts you. For instance, he calls you Fat. He doesn’t tease you playfully, he downright treats you like garbage.

If he talks behind your back about you. If he starts rumours about you…

Understand this, guys can really be evil sometimes. Move on if you answered yes to any of the above.Now that we’ve got that out of the way, here comes the juicy part. How can you tell if a guy likes you? You like him.

You feel it in the gut he likes you back. But you need some substantial proof. I will not go into the types of guys out there, because in the end, there will always be a group of guys who have no niche to fall into. These tips are not foolproof, since human nature is always fickle. So, I suggest you read this and use it as a reference and not your bible.

Strategy ONE

Ask him. He says he likes you. Case closed. You are done. But, fearing rejection, can you even do that? If only things were so simple. I’ll tell you this. Just ask him. This will save you a lot of time. If he says no, then you can understand that he doesn’t and may not even after knowing you for a bit of time. Therefore, it will be him who regrets later on when he falls for you in return, granted you guys will hang out and stuff… Maybe not, since if he does reject you, it will be too embarassing… So what you can do is this….

“Do you like me?”

“No.”

“I knew it! I don’t like you either.” Haha!

“Do you like me?”

“Yes, as a friend.”

“Me too. I was worried because I thought you didn’t like me as a friend…” Saved!

If he says he likes you in a way that he likes you likes you and not as friend, then you’ve just scored yourself your dream guy.

Signs that he likes you He blushes and sweats. You intimidate him.

He stares at you. (He can be a stalker, beware)

He does things to deliberately gain your attention.

He stutters when he speaks to you.

His pupils dilate when you are up close and you see them… Beware, pupils dilate when it is dim, mostly.

He waits for you. He looks out for you.

He laughs at your jokes when no one else does.

He teases you because he wants you to remember and notice him.

He listens to you and actually remembers little details.

He notices slight changes in your appearance.

He seems sad when you ignore him.

He seems jealous when you are with another guy. Whoo.

His friends all know you when you don’t know them.

He smiles back when you smile at him.

He often stares at you and when you catch him, he does that cute head turn, very fast!

He performs sweet acts for you. He defends and protects you. He tolerates you being mean to him.

Signs that he is a player

He is a smooth talker. He is very comfortable around you.

He places his hands on you with ease.

Every other girl likes him.

Just be careful.

There are many more signs, but anyway, just go with your heart, take care of yourself, and let things happen naturally. If it’s meant to be, it’s meant to be.

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