Hindi Jokes

Wo to majborioon main lipti hain
Apney shiddat bharey khyaloon main
Apney ander chhupi ek aurat main
Wo hamesha hi darti rehti hain
Na to jeeti hain na to marti hain
Larkiyaan bewafaa nahi hoti Per Hamesha hi darti rehti hain
Apne reeti or rawajoon se
Any waley naye azaboon se
Zardurat main khily ghulaboon se
Pyaar kerti hain or chhupati hain
Larkiyaan Bewafaa nahi hot
Kyuon ki majborioon main lepti hain
Or her lamha darti rehti hain Apney pyaar se apney saye se
Apney rishton se dil ki dharkan se
Apni khowahish se apni kushioon se
Larkiyaan Bewafaa nahi hoti !!!

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Santa to Banta- acha hua tu mil gya, main apna purse ghar par he bhul aaya, mujhe 1000 Rs chahiye.
Banta- dost hi dost k kam ata he, le 10 Rs, riksha kar k le aa…

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Main Kabhi Batlata Nahin
Bar main daily jaata Hoon Main Maa
Yun To Main ,Dikhlata Nahin
Daru pikar roz main aata hun Main Maa
Tujhe Sab Hain Pata, Hain Na Maa
Tujhe Sab Hain Pata,,Meri Maa

Theke Mein Yun Na Chhoro Mujhe
Ghar Laut Ke Bhi Aa Naa Paoon Maa
Puaa lene Bhej Na Itna Door Mujkko Tu
Ghar bhi bhul jaoun main Maa
Kya Itna Bura Hoon Main Maa
Kya Itna Bura Meri Maa

Jab Bhi Kabhi Papa Mujhe
2 peg whiskey dete the main Jhool jaata tha Maa
Meri Nazar Dhoondhe theke
Sochu Yahi Tu mujhko nazar na aa jaye Maa
Daru main itna pita nahi
Par Main Seham Jaata Hoon Maa
Chehre Pe Aane Deta Nahin
Lekin main ludak jaata Hoon Maa
Tujhe Sab Hai Pata Hai Naa Maa

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