Bush Monkey
Thursday, September 6th, 2007
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10 Commandments Of Marriage
Thursday, September 6th, 200710 COMMANDMENTS OF MARRIAGE…
o—> Commandment 1.
Marriages are made in heaven. But so again, are thunder and lightning.
o—> Commandment 2:
If you want your wife to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep.
o—> Commandment 3
Marriage is grand — and divorce is at least 100 grand. ( OR MORE!! )
o—> Commandment 4:
Married life is very frustrating. In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens. In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.
o—> Commandment 5:
When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: either the car is new or the wife.
o—> Commandment 6:
Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.
o—> Commandment 7:
Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you say. After marriage, he will fall asleep before you finish.
o—> Commandment 8
Every man wants a wife who is beautiful, understanding, economical, and a good cook. But the law allows only one wife.
o—> Commandment 9:
Marriage and love are purely matter of chemistry. That is why wife treats husband like toxic waste.
o—> Commandment 10:
A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished..
Common lines after people got drunk
Thursday, September 6th, 2007Common lines after people got drunk
6. Mai teri Dil Se Izzat Karta hu…
7. Abe bol daal aaj usko, aar yaa paar….
8. Aaj saali Chad nahi rahi hai kya bat hai…
9. Tu Kya samajh raha hai mujhe chad gayi hai…
10. Ye mat samajh ki piye me bol raha hu…
11.Abe yaar kahin kam to nahi padegi itnee…
12. Chhote, Ek Ek Chhota aur ho Jae…
14. Dekh raha tha ki chaadi to nahin hai…..
15. Kuchh bhi hai par saala Bhai hai Apna…
16. Tu Bolna Bhai, kya chahiye…Jaan chahiye hazir hai Huh
17.Abe mere ko aaj tak nahi Chadee…shart laga saala aaj tu..
18. Chal teri baat karata hoon usse, phone number de uska…
19 . Yaar aaj uski bahut yaad aa rahi hai..
20. Abe sabne finish kar li tu kya kar raha hai chal khaali kar esko.
21. Abe jaldi kaahe ki abhi raat apni hai aur kal chutti hai.
1. saali cigrette khatam ho gayi
2. yaar miss call maar mera mobile nahi mil raha.
3. yaar ab koi dhaaba khula hoga kya?
4. abe bike ki chaabi nahi mil rahi..
1. aur shaam ko kya kar raha hai chal aaj shaam ko ho jaye.
2. chal yaar ye to sunday ko bhi ho jaayega kyun tension leta hai
3. oye teri party due hai es saturday ko tyaar rahiyo