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CHEMISTRY OF LOVE

SYMBOL : ILU
ATOMIC NUMBER : 2

ATOMIC WEIGHT : Varies from Couple To couple

POSITION ON PERIODIC TABLE : Close To The Heart

OCCURANCE : Occurs In highly Reactive State ,College compounds, cinemahalls, parks and bus stops!

METHOD OF PREPERATION :
i) By the action of beauty upon heart. An Exothermic reaction resulting in the higher rate of blood circulation and Faster heartbeat!
ii) By the combination of two complex compounds..commonly known as a Boy and a Girl!
CATALYST USED : Friends, Cousins, Movies, Restaurants and a highly active Imagination!

REDUCING AGENTS : Parents, Teachers, Neighbours and Society!

GIRL + PARENTS —> EXPLOSION + LOSS OF SALINE WATER FROM TEAR GLANDS

BOY + REDUCING AGENT —> REBELLIONS

PHYSICAL PROPERTIES :

a) : Gas at human temperature

b) : COLOUR : Varing shades of Pink

c) : ODOUR : Strong enough to sweep one off one’s feet

CHEMICAL PROPERTIES :

a) : ACTION ON SCIENTISTS : LOVE + SCIENTIST —> PHILOSOPHER

b) : ACTION ON TEENAGERS : LOVE + TEENAGER —> POET

c) : REACTS VIGOROUSLY WITH SUPPRESSION

d) : CANNOT BE DISSOCIATED BY USE OF “SOLID” AND “BEAT” ENERGY

USES :

a) : HELPS IN FOOD ECONOMY : As One Is In LOVE …forgets to EAT and DRINK!

b) : SMALL AND SUBTLEDOSAGE IS NECESSARY : As It Is Good For BODY and MIND

c) : RAW MATERIAL FOR MOVIE THEME

d) : NON-CONVENTIONAL SOURCE OF ENERGY

INFERENCE :
THROUGH “CHEMISTRY” I TRIED TO DEFINE LOVE, IT STILL REMAINS UNDEFINED

Laws on girls…..

1. If u think a girl is beautiful, she’ll always have a boyfriend to
confirm that

2. the nicer she is…the quicker u will be dumped!!!!!

3. The more the makeup, worse the looks…

4. “99% of the girls in this world are beautiful. Remaining 1% would
always be in your
company.”……………..100% true

5. The guy standing next to a beautiful girl can never be her brother.

6. If by any chance the girl you like , likes you too, she will let you
know in about 10 years from now ,when you are committed..

7. The more you ignore a girl, the more she’ll want to be friends with
you.

8. Theory of relativity……

The more u run towards a hot chick….the more she goes away from u…

9. Rule 1:
Even if you got her out alone… just when you are about to let her
know about your feelings…she will
spot a long lost friend.

Corollary to rule 1:
The more desperate you are to tell your feelings to a girl on a private
chat, the more probability the long lost friend she discovered is a
handsome superman, who beats you in everything 9:1

Axiom 1:
The more dedicated you are to the girl, the longer it takes before
things work out, but ultimately it will (somesmile for the guys)

10. the day the chick you really like comes and speaks to you will be
the day when-
1. You are dressed badly
2. You forgot to brush your teeth for the first time in your life
3.Have a bad hair day

11. all the good girls are either nuns or married .the rest go around
with u and ruin ur money,health and leave u a total wreck.

12. the more seriously u like a girl…the more seriously her dad will
hate u

13. the love you shower a girl with is directly proportional to the
number of bullets her dad will be
showering at you