Good Ones

During Marriage ceremony why is the bridegroom is made to sit on the
horse ?
He is given his last chance to run away.

Just close ur eyes and think of urself for 10 seconds……
Open ur eyes !
Now you will realize that u have wasted 10 sec in thinking of a
fool…………

January to december
sunday to saturday
Am to Pm
My feelings for u have never changed…….
u….
R….
always….
a HEADACHE to me !!!!

When u feel lonely and alone & cannot see any one around you,
the world seems to be fading away,
come along with me
i’ll take u an eye specialist !!

I wrote ur name on the sand ………….
it got washed away,
I wrote ur name in air……………………..
it got blown away,
So i wrote ur name in my heart………….

i got a HEART ATTACK

The husband leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny.
The wife decided to make a wish,too. But she leaned over too much,
fell into the well, and drowned.
The husband was stunned for a while but then smiled “It really works!”

LOVE is like a CIGAR
It starts with a fire….. continues with smoke…..and ends in ashes…
But dont worry - we are chain smokers
ur smile can be compared to a flower
ur voice can be compared to a cuckoo
ur inocence to a child
but in stupidity
u have no comparison
u r the best

True love is like a pillow
u can hug when u r in trouble
u can cry on when u r in pain & u can embrace when u r happy
so when u need true love
spend Rs.50/-Buy a pillow

Dear Friend,

when i ask u flower,
u give me bouquet
when i ask u a stone
u give me a statue
when i ask u a feather
u give me peacock

ARE U REALLY DEAF ?

I had VODKA with WATER
I felt DRUNK
I had WHISKY with WATER
I felt DRUNK
I had RUM with WATER
I felt DRUNK
I SWEAR I’LL NEVER DRINK water….!!!

when i call u;
1 ring means i’m thinking of u;
2 ring means i like u;
3 means i miss u;
4 means ………pick d phone idiot

Teacher : four beautiful ladies r walking on the road. change it to
exclamatory sentence …
Student : WOW !

The human brain is most outstanding thing…….
it functions 24hrs 365 days…..
it functions right from the time u r Born….until you fall in love
   SMILE - is a language of love
SMILE - is a source to win hearts…
SMILE - creates greatness in ur personality
SO….
Brush ur Teeth today onwards

A cigarette shortens your life by 2 min.. A beer shortens your life by 4

min.. A working day shortens your life by 8 hours!!!!..

History Teacher : From where to where did the mughals rule ?
Student : sir, i am not sure but think from page 15 to 26 sir….